Strewth!

39 y/o Australian Troy Bayliss wrapped up his 3rd World Superbike title on as many types of Ducati machinery this weekend at some track in some non-American country (OK...it was France). The next time you see somebody named 'Barbie', throw some raw shrimp and an empty can of Fosters at her. She may seem pissed at first, but she'll eventually see the light. Bayliss' plan is to retire from racing at the end of the season, move back to Austrlia, and teach his kids the finer points of executing Wallabees at long-range with a Boomerang.