Rough

Rough draft of our poster. The TLF's minister of information and all around excellent dude, Erich Ernst, is going to clean it up and utilize a much cooler font....and add opening bands (if we find one).

The Name's Fizzle...Dougie Fizzle.

Oh...are they?

FWA

Book monkey keepin' it real on the amphibious tip, yo.

Bayliss!

The wheelie is nice, but witness as he "feeds the cheese to the rear hoop" as he exits the corner. Damn.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

I just needed a place online to host these pics of my hot Japanese girlfriend. Once again, props to my main man Mateo for his carpoolery and parallel parking skills...it'll buff out.

Coffee is for closers.

For Sale: Scalded Cat

Free Or Best Offer.

Won't you join me please in welcomening...

...Lorenzo.



I brought this fella home just before the World Superbike race. I told red that he would be named after the race winner. Unfortunately, Lorenzo Lanzi (Satellite Ducati) won the race due to (at the time)2nd place Checa pulling a bulldozer move on race leader Noykerschner on the last corner of the last lap, which sent them both ass-over-head into the kitty litter. Even though he was gifted the win, I think Lorenzo Lanzi is a tool, so I've decided that the damn frog is now named after Jorge Lorenzo. Jorge Lorenzo Insanely quick MotoGP rookie who is sponsored by a Spanish potato chip company (Chupa Chips). Given that it's Spain, I'm not actually quite sure what kind of chips they are...potato? donkey? dog? hamster? fuck it. Hi Matt.

As is he were fresh out of froggy-prison...Lorenzo (the frog, not the rider) was on point. He managed to tap some female froggy arse x 2 within 10 minutes of being welcomed to the terror dome. Nice work, son.

Fuel

MJ

MJ swings a leg over a Ducati MotoGP bike after the '06 GP race in Valencia, Spain. The best part is towards the end where Valentino Rossi treats MJ to a ride in his newly acquired BMW. Rossi was gifted the car due to having the lowest/best cumulative season-long qualifying time. Sidenote: I have seen a video of MJ and some of his friends doing a private track day at Blackhawk Farms in Beloit, WI. MJ is actually a very quick rider...and he makes Xaus look like an Oompa Loompa.

Ribbit

Payback...

...for watching CSI at arena rock volume levels while I was trying to sleep a few months back. Trivial, but worth it. Boo Yaa!

Spanish Inquisition

#48 Jorge Lorenzo (Spain) Fiat Yamaha Team; "Dani Pedrosa (Repsol Honda; Spain) did a great job today. Next time I will kill him."

Lookie Lou

Crib

Part Deux

Hell Mutts

Indeed

Crotch Rocket

Use Rizla rolling papers and you'll be able to do this.

Red's uber-licious fried chicken. Fuck the Colonel.

My new ride. Props to Mateo for the carpoolery.

Only in Australia

I'm surpised he doesn't have someone on the payroll to do this for him.

Fresh powder coating. Tasty.