I brought this fella home just before the World Superbike race. I told red that he would be named after the race winner. Unfortunately, Lorenzo Lanzi (Satellite Ducati) won the race due to (at the time)2nd place Checa pulling a bulldozer move on race leader Noykerschner on the last corner of the last lap, which sent them both ass-over-head into the kitty litter. Even though he was gifted the win, I think Lorenzo Lanzi is a tool, so I've decided that the damn frog is now named after Jorge Lorenzo. Jorge Lorenzo Insanely quick MotoGP rookie who is sponsored by a Spanish potato chip company (Chupa Chips). Given that it's Spain, I'm not actually quite sure what kind of chips they are...potato? donkey? dog? hamster? fuck it. Hi Matt.
As is he were fresh out of froggy-prison...Lorenzo (the frog, not the rider) was on point. He managed to tap some female froggy arse x 2 within 10 minutes of being welcomed to the terror dome. Nice work, son.
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