The Southridge Mall 500

The Southside fella in the green and tan truck tried to pass me on the right as I was turning right. Obviously I was in clear violation of several NASCAR codes by not turning left...Most notably NASCODE 43.5a which states "Under no circumstance will a driver think about, let alone attempt, a right turn. Any driver found guilty of said infraction will be damned to Hell and banned from all WalMart and Home Depot stores." Oh well...I'll get a new bumper, quarter panel, and some paint out of the deal. The zip ties I had in the glove box were put to good use.