Identity crisis.

Carla (Black Moor...Queen of the tank. Much respect.)
Turk (Black Moor...Carla's he-bitch.)
J.D. (Schizo Goldfish.)
Elliot 2 Electric Boogaloo (Neurotic, nympho Goldfish.)
Sweaty Teddy (Black Moor)
The Todd (Pansexual Black Moor.)
Kenny (Clawed Frog)
Spenny (Clawed Frog)
Chuck D. (Revolutionary Fantail. Hates the Albino Goldfish.)
Flava Flav (Fucking dead, yo...911's a joke.)
T-Ray (Shark...just sits there and looks stoned.)
Joey Hollywood (Shark...sweats a lot and picks on smaller fish.)
Hopkins (Fat Ass, Overeating Clawed Frog.)
Roger Leeanne (Clawed Frog)
Frick (Red Mollie)
Frack (Red Mollie)
George (Mollie)
Paul (Mollie)
Ringo (Mollie)
John (Mollie that died)
Rontrose (Suckerfish)
Eddie Spaghetti (Suckerfish)
Lump (Goldfish)
Peaches (Goldfish)
Vanilla Ice (Big Albino Goldfish)
Matt (Comet...All up in Heather's junk.)
Heather (Comet...She gets much love, yo.)
Skidmark (Goldfish w/a black stripe on it's back.)
Breakfast (Big feeder)
Lunch (Another big feeder fish.)
Dinner (Yet another big feeder fish.)
Snack (Just got eaten by Hopkins.)
The Exploited (Small Goldfish with a freakishly large fin on it's back.)

...and 5 or 6 other random feeder fish that will soon call a frog's stomach "home".

T...out.