So yeah...it seems that the pigeons in the hood have found the ledge of our bedroom window to be a good place for sunrise birdy sex. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the he-birds tappin' some birdy-booty (say that 10 times fast), but not at 6 in the a.m when I'm gettin' my snooze-on. So...we wrapped the ledge in foil, sprayed it with cooking oil, and topped it off with an exotic blend of chili powder, hot curry powder, and Drano...if the birds be humpin' in the a.m., then damn their bionic, feathered arses...I'm buying a rifle.
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