Rough

Rough draft of our poster. The TLF's minister of information and all around excellent dude, Erich Ernst, is going to clean it up and utilize a much cooler font....and add opening bands (if we find one).

The Name's Fizzle...Dougie Fizzle.

Oh...are they?

FWA

Book monkey keepin' it real on the amphibious tip, yo.

Bayliss!

The wheelie is nice, but witness as he "feeds the cheese to the rear hoop" as he exits the corner. Damn.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

I just needed a place online to host these pics of my hot Japanese girlfriend. Once again, props to my main man Mateo for his carpoolery and parallel parking skills...it'll buff out.

Coffee is for closers.

For Sale: Scalded Cat

Free Or Best Offer.

Won't you join me please in welcomening...

...Lorenzo.



I brought this fella home just before the World Superbike race. I told red that he would be named after the race winner. Unfortunately, Lorenzo Lanzi (Satellite Ducati) won the race due to (at the time)2nd place Checa pulling a bulldozer move on race leader Noykerschner on the last corner of the last lap, which sent them both ass-over-head into the kitty litter. Even though he was gifted the win, I think Lorenzo Lanzi is a tool, so I've decided that the damn frog is now named after Jorge Lorenzo. Jorge Lorenzo Insanely quick MotoGP rookie who is sponsored by a Spanish potato chip company (Chupa Chips). Given that it's Spain, I'm not actually quite sure what kind of chips they are...potato? donkey? dog? hamster? fuck it. Hi Matt.

As is he were fresh out of froggy-prison...Lorenzo (the frog, not the rider) was on point. He managed to tap some female froggy arse x 2 within 10 minutes of being welcomed to the terror dome. Nice work, son.

Fuel

MJ

MJ swings a leg over a Ducati MotoGP bike after the '06 GP race in Valencia, Spain. The best part is towards the end where Valentino Rossi treats MJ to a ride in his newly acquired BMW. Rossi was gifted the car due to having the lowest/best cumulative season-long qualifying time. Sidenote: I have seen a video of MJ and some of his friends doing a private track day at Blackhawk Farms in Beloit, WI. MJ is actually a very quick rider...and he makes Xaus look like an Oompa Loompa.

Ribbit

Payback...

...for watching CSI at arena rock volume levels while I was trying to sleep a few months back. Trivial, but worth it. Boo Yaa!

Spanish Inquisition

#48 Jorge Lorenzo (Spain) Fiat Yamaha Team; "Dani Pedrosa (Repsol Honda; Spain) did a great job today. Next time I will kill him."

Lookie Lou

Crib

Part Deux

Hell Mutts

Indeed

Crotch Rocket

Use Rizla rolling papers and you'll be able to do this.

Red's uber-licious fried chicken. Fuck the Colonel.

My new ride. Props to Mateo for the carpoolery.

Only in Australia

I'm surpised he doesn't have someone on the payroll to do this for him.

Fresh powder coating. Tasty.

Preview...MotoGP Jerez

Has the season actually started? Three weeks is a long time, especially if you're a butterfly, and since the opening eclipse round in Qatar we've all sort of fogged over. Can anyone remember what happened?

Never mind, what's more important is that after the false start it's all due to start up again for real in the south of Spain at Jerez.


Now is there anything the Spanish love more than MotoGP? Well yes, plenty. Lazing around and animal cruelty to name but two. So although not the premier Spanish pastime it's fair to say that the work-shy greasebags do absolutely love their MotoGP…but which local boy will they be supporting?

The grey corner - Dani 'the boring little sulkster' Pedrosa.
Thumbelina Pedrosa moved from 250's to HRC a few years ago and with the introduction of Honda's crap 800cc rule everyone rolled their eyes and expected that GP racing would have an even more boring Spanish champion than Alex 'blackout' Criville. At the time Honda were riding high and clearly had the best machine - how else could Nicky Hayden win the championship?
But like all the Spanish Senoritas HRC's beauty suddenly turned withered and ugly building Dani a nail for 2007. It wasn't the plan. A good enough reason for him to frown.
2008 is looking better but is the little upstart now just a modest failure?

The gold corner - Jorge 'King Midas' Lorenzo
Lorenzo could be one of the savours of MotoGP. Okay so we all hate him and would all like to 'knock him and his swollen head down a peg or two' but his evil face makes MotoGP more interesting. Admittedly after last season a small piece of tissue paper blown up against the main grandstand (or even James Toseland) would make MotoGP more interesting but Midas gives it something else. Furthermore he hates Pedrosa and is ready for a fight.
His opening race at Qatar was brilliant…a future world champion?

Okay so there are Spain's two big hitters. (Or one and a half if you want to get medical). The problem is that both riders are fairly detestable. In days gone by the local carnivores only had Jester Gibernau to support so some would split and back Rossi instead…but the Italian's a failure these days and his defeater, Casey Stonehead, hasn't really got the 'likeable gene' possibly due to him being Australian.

So maybe the Spaniards will just turn up with their neat donkey and enjoy the race? And maybe we will? The race in Qatar was borderline interesting and maybe Jerez will take it one step further? ...MGPN

EDIT; I guess you can't upload Power Point on this thing. Bummer. You're truly missing out.

Xaus

I sat on one of these Ducati Hypermotards (just minutes after crashing out of the the Southridge Mall 500 event) the other day...fucking BOING! 1000cc's of crazy v-twin torque wrapped in a chassis that weighs about the same as Kobe Tai. I couldn't even imagine how fun it would be to hooligan round town aboard one these. Witness Xaus' knee-down approval.