Art by me...seriously.

Practice makes..erm...uh...better?

apparently, we're not going to play 'yellow fever' onnacounta kurt getting his fingers stuck between his guitar strings whilst playing the riff. rocket science, indeed. see all y'alls the 23rd...or not.

Slow traffic to the right.

I woke up one morning and I had a boner.

This is racing.

So yeah...a whole buncha' racing on today. World Superbikes from the Czech Republic early in the day...Bayliss (#21) did the double (he won both races, ya genius) comfortably. His teammate Michel 'girl's name' Fabrizio made it a factory Ducati 1-2 in race 2 after he and 'Bad' Max Biaggi swapped positions (and paint) about 32.5 times. Next up...MotoGP from Laguna Seca, right here in the U.S. of A. Australian convict Casey Stoner (#1)ruled the roost during practice and qualifying...everyone had had pretty much written the race off as a F1-style procession where Stoner would run off, finish the race half an hour before everyone else, and hop on a plane back to the land down under to spend the 3 week break knocking back Fosters with his wife and two Wallabies. Problem being; Despite having an underpowered bike, Valentino Rossi's (#46, housewives' favorite)plan of barging (Have you ever seen a fat guy steam roll his way to the front of the line at a Chinese buffet?)past Stoner on lap 1 and then basically blocked any and all of Stoner's attempts to pass, and won the race. After the race, Stoner labeled Rossi's passes as 'too aggressive' and refused to shake his hand on the podium...kind of reminds of the time Vlade Divac ran his mouth about Michael Jordan during the NBA finals about 10 years ago, only to have his team crucified by MJ and the Bulls after that. So, that was neat. The only other 'hightlight' of the race was Jorge 'King Midas' Lorenzo highsiding himself into another timezone going into turn 5 on the first lap. Holy Christ...'Earth to race control...we have a renegade Spaniard in sector 7'. Then came the AMA Supersport and Superbike races...by that time, neighbor Kevin's Bloody Marys were in full-effect, so I only remember bits-n-pieces. Mladin won the superbike race by quite a bit, and Ben Bostrom did the same in the supersport race. Highlight was watching my new 2nd best friend (Mateo still reigns supreme) and Mellie Mix consumer Danny Eslick (#69) smoking his rear tire INTO the corners under braking...good shit!

T...out.

Scottie Pippen

Put your hands together and welcome the newest member of my aquarium...Scottie Pippen. He's a good rebounder, has a flat nose, and doesn't eat much. Shazam!

Dani Pedrosa @ The Sausagering.

yeah..that's him (and his airborne 1.5 million dollar honda rc212v) hands-and-face-first into the air fence. Odds are he won't race this weekend @ Laguna Seca. The 6 pics below are of him losing the rear in rain at 175mph...which lead to the said face-into-fence slide...and certain peeps say I crash a lot of shit...?

I Got A War

Sorry for the inconvenience...I tried to embed this video on my bloggy blog, but the YouTube Gestapo said 'nein', so all y'all needs to KuttenDerPaste these shits. Mateo...Ihre Katze ist sehr hübsch. Google translator is of the sugar sweetness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0XCib5ffRU&feature=related

New Bomb Turks

The drummer used to play for another Columbus called 'Gaunt'. The Chezwicks played with them in Madison, Wisconsin many moons ago. I loaned/gave drum dude a spare drum stool that night...maybe that stool has achieved YouTube stardom with this vid. Regardless, these guys used to open for the Supersuckers quite a bit, and consistently blew them off the stage.

Watts - Sweet Invicta

Here's a totally rad picture of a water change.

Here's a totally rad picture of Red @ 8 a.m.

Skin and Tonic

Here's a totally rad video of a b-frogg trying eat a few square yards of chicken skin.

Happy Birthday America.

random cell phoneage...last pic=pee

My new (old) drums